Where Did December Go and Why Is It So Cold?

I was doing so well at keeping you updated in November and then December...boom...I disappeared. What happened? Life!  In this new year I will be more consistent.

Anyway, it's freezing cold here in Chicago. We shouldn't be so surprised, right? We live in Chicago and it is January. OK, last January was warm but that wasn't real. For all of you who moved to Chicago last year and said, "It's not so bad..." what do you say now? 

I'm a Chicagoan and I'm not going to complain about setting a record number of days below 20°, I’m going to make it work. If I am spending more time inside then it’s time for indoor fun. Besides the cleaning projects, the cooking and baking and the craft projects that need finishing, the cold weather brings on the cuddling. I mean, where’s the warmest place in the house? In my house it’s under the down comforters. My Pulse Lube Warmer is working overtime this year!

* btw- the average love making session burns as many calories as a 30 minute run.

Need more reasons?

• Learn more about your body
• Relax
• Sleep better
• It feels good

"If God had intended for us not to masturbate, God would have made our arms shorter." -George Carlin