Blowpaste

The revolutionary oral sex lube that is good for your teeth. Vegan, gluten-free and American-made. Blowpaste is not tested on animals — “only human beings.”

Yes. really...

Unlike most oral sex lubricants that are like candy, Blowpaste is a simple way to keep your mouth clean and fresh while doing the deed. We’ve created a winning formula of aloe, sodium bicarbonate and peppermint oil, all of which are naturally good for your teeth.

Blowpaste has sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) which neutralizes and removes odors from the mouth, leaving you with a clean-mouth feel and fresher breath. The baking soda works by neutralizing acid erosion that can eat into the tooth surface. It works against acidic pH, which helps bring your mouth back to normal and keep your teeth healthy. Sodium bicarbonate also has the ability to reduce the build up of plaque on your teeth. The blend of peppermint and wintergreen essential oils are also very effective in combating bad breath. As an added benefit, if swallowed, the aloe vera ingredient helps to improve the digestive system.

Basically, you brush your teeth and head to bed. Then all of a sudden, your partner is in the mood and you do the deed with a lube that has aspartame or candy-like substances. If you care about your teeth as much as I do, you end up brushing your teeth all over again. With Blowpaste, you eliminate the post brush and can fall asleep in your lover’s arms. It also works to fight off bad breath for those smelly “morning afters.”